Sunday, March 22, 2009
Today was'nt that a good day... Was supposed to lead worship at 10.45am. Reached church at 10.48am.. haiz.. Left the song lyrics at home earlier, RAN all the way back to get it. Then, realised my powerpoint had a glitch and couldn't be opened.. I panicked and prayed like SIAO!!!
The devil arh.. really tried DAMN hard to ruin today's service.. HAAHAA, too bad, God had other plans.. He saw me through... smoothly... =D
Parents din't understand how the hand of God worked today. When I came home, they started ranting and nagging bout me being late as a worship leader... haiz... wadever...
Really felt a good worship today... Maybe what Pastor Dixon said was true, in times of " disaster ", we worship better due to lower expectations... God is good. =D
Saturday, March 21, 2009
GPA=3.00!!!
WOOTS!!!! =D
Last Semester, my GPA was 2.1, I failed POA and had to retake. DEFINATELY NOT A GOOD SEMESTER FOR ME...
THIS SEM, I GOT A 3.000 for my GPA. =D
Business Communication- B
Micro Economics ==> C+
Org Behaviour for Service Excellence (OBSE) ==> B+
Principles Of Accounting(POA)===> C+
Info-comm Technology in Business(ITB) ==> B+
Creativity Applied Thinking-skills(CATS)===> AD!!!!!
THIS IS THE REASON I HAVE NOT BEEN BLOGGING FOR THE PAST WEEK!!! The Legend Of Bruce Lee, is a China produced drama series on the life of Bruce Lee. It was depicted by his wife, so i presume it's the true, actual account. Oya, DAMN!!! THE FIGHTING SCENES ARE SHIOK TO THE MAX!!! 50 episodes, Im at 41. heeheehee..
I've been busy, working.. at a plastic surgeon's clinic around Beauty World area... For the past few days, i have seen bloody, naked,disgusting, distorted, scar-ed, burnt people... all areas of body parts... NOT a nice scene.. My job is monotonous... boring i would say, but what i like about it is that it actually keeps me occupied. This would also decrease my chances of going out and spending money uselessly... Im on a mission, to save money...
Friday, March 6, 2009
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
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Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
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Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
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Lesson 4 An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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Lesson 5 A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough str ength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
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Lesson 6 A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
Holidays. Are. A. Bore.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Futher and futher away...
JOKE OF THE YEAR!!!
Today, many of the TB27 peeps went for a badminton outing at Bishan Stadium. However, the second motive was to give Yiting a surprise Bday celebration. On the other hand, we found out yesterday (luckily) that Jiayan had actually recorded Yiting 's Bday wrongly. Her ACTUAL Bday was in June. Thus, today turned into a Sports Day instead... lol.. =D
had lots o fun with my TB27 classmates.. really hope we can stick together for year2... If i had known there would be so much hassle, i would not have failed my blarrdy POA... haiz...
THIS IS THE REASON I HAVE NOT BEEN BLOGGING FOR THE PAST WEEK!!! 