Friday, October 31, 2008
First proper session of SnW... Swimming session was blarrrdy friggging tired... heeyer.. Swam so many laps that when I got out of the pool, i couldn't stand properly. REALLY! Couldn't even feel my limbs... totally numb... Before proceeding to CATS class, i was at the Atrium with Zhi Xian... Then, I saw an angel... Din't knew Nee Ann Poly had angels.. =D
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
In Ngee Ann Poly, it is really enriching. I previously thought entering into Business Studies, I would not be exposed to much, or any, English.. English is my favourite subject.
HOWEVER, I recently learnt 3 new words!!! COOL RIGHT!!!?!?!?!?
1)Heeyer- This is a profound word, that only can be understooded by cool, hip people. It has the same meaning as "tsk".2)Blarrrdy- Originated from the word "bloody". However, it carries a totally different meaning. It creates an extremely extreme feeling. Like, something is extremely extremely extremely extreme.3)Friggin- This is a cool word. It is used to politely replace another word, which starts with the same alphabet. It has the same value as "blarrdy", yet this word futher highlights the extremeness of the extremely extremely extreme matter.Example of a sentence that contains all the three cool words:Heeyer! I am so heeyer blarrdy friggin tired!!!Copyright of jiahui. All rights reserved. =D
Monday, October 27, 2008
Yeo JiaHui,
I mean, Cai JiaHui, reads my blog posts faster than i can post a blog post. Therefore, this post is posted because she read my previous posts when the posts were posted. Although this post has no meaning, nor significance, it is still a posted post and is one of my blog posts which I posted. Amen. =D
Regrets... I've known you, not long, yet the feeling is strong. Knowing you makes me feel fortunate, yet maybe to you, i'm just wierd... If only i known you, before he did..perhaps, perhaps thats all i need.. If only i bothered more, if only i cared a little better, now i wouldn't be in such a fluster.. what can i say, i'm happy for you... ~everything you are, is everything to me~
HARRRPYYY DEEPARVALI!!! vonderful holiday. =DToday was FUN!!! After church, i went home immediately to do ITB TUTORIAL STUFF. JiaYan and Joanne came over to my place to do abit of ITB, before we proceeded downstairs for SQUASH!!! Damn fun yet damn tireing... My back aches...TOMOROW, the DCG guys are comming over for swimming!!! Man, i'm exercising like no mother.... =DSteph : CONGRATS!! Wish you two all the best!!! =D (P.S. - smack me lar! =D )
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Went to Holland V - Indo chine with the guys... not bad.. =D
ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO GET A STUBBORN SPLINTER OUT OF YOUR FINGER?!?!?! Please tag if you do...
Friday, October 24, 2008
MY BLOG HAS GLITCHES!!!!!!!!
Previously, i could type -
www.ireallydunnohowtoblog.blogspot.comHOWEVER, only typing- ireallydunnohowtoblog.blogspot.com can view my latest posts...
THEREFORE, friends and enimies viewing my blog, please type the url WITHOUT the triple W.
Thank You For Your Understanding.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
IM SO BLARRRDY TIRED OF ALL THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =(
Ever had the feeling where you really want to to something, but just can't seem to do anything? Ever had the feeling where all your could do, was stand aside and see someone special to you pass you by everyday, yet do nothing about it? Ever had the feeling where you really wanted to show more concern to a sick special friend, yet you have to hold back, because you know you're not really in the potision to?
I HAVE....
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
POA tutorial was HORRRRRIIIIBBBLLLEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!SOOOO BORING!!!! Like learning ABC, just that it was tougher.. The tutor was my lecturer for last sem.. AND SHE IS FRIGGING STRICT. 1st time i'm taught by her, and i already wish it would be the last... NO LAPTOPS NEXT WEEK, HANDPHONES ALL MUST TURN OF....!!! SIAO ARH!!!!! =(Im gonna DREAD Tuesdays... =(I realised, Only on Mondays and Wednesdays, there are lectures.. That means... i have to cherish these two precious days... Especially Mondays, 3Hours!! =D~everything you are, is everything to me~
Monday, October 20, 2008
Having ITB lecture now..and it's friggggggiiinnggg borring!!! Im learning what a computer is... DAMN INTERESTING!!!!! Glad to see dick in the same ITB tutorial as me! haahaa..HaahHaa... Jia's falling asleep... HaaHaa...Kk, Im damn tired.. blog later in the day... =D
IM DAMN TIRED!!!!!
Been a long week, been a long day... Pastor Jeremy came to my place, together with my parent's CG, for dinner. It was fun! Anw, Blood Donation Drive is really cool, but it's eating into my time.. I have no time for other things..
Was talking to tessa on the phone..as usual.. and i realised somthing. GIRLS ARE DAMN FRICKLE MINDED!!! AND BLUR TOO!!! haahaahaa.. Kim sounds busy.. and sad..No mood to inject any form of humour into this post.. No energy.... =(Really not looking forward to 2nd week of school... modules are dry...soo soo dry.. Durings boring lectures, i can be msning with Jia, or smsing Jia... she gets bored of lectures too.. cute..! =D~everything you are, is everything to me~
Friday, October 17, 2008
Not a really good day...Today is the day that I chose my sports subject for the "SPORTS AND WELLNESS" module. It's a blarrrddy module thats exactly same as P.E, just that attendence is graded. You don't attend, you fail. You fail, you repeat. You repeat and fail again, you get kicked out of poly. Today is also the day my bus was stuck in a massive jam. I was late..! Damn.. on the bus, i was messaging Victor and JiaHui... In the end, Vic and I din't get to enroll for badminton... ALL TAKEN UP!!! Too bad.. so, I WENT FOR SWIMMING/ LifeSaving!!!!!!! I think I'l have fun! =D~everything you are~
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
To the special one i recently knew... Like a thief, you came into my life, and took my breath away.. I willing stood there and opened the door for you... You walked in and took a look, before you grabbed my attention.. Then, you proceeded deeper into my mind and heart, messing everything up... A blessing or a catastrophe, i'm still unsure... Though we may be worlds apart, that magnet in you in drawing my heart of steel.. closer and closer, deeper and deeper each day... You stole my heart, and i'm never letting your return it... =D
SCHOOL's DAMN FREAKING BORING!!!!!!!1st week of school=no tutorials=lectures only=BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!jiajiajiajiajiajiajiajiajiajiajiajia =D
Monday, October 13, 2008
POLY STARTS and it sucks big time. My new modules don't seem to be fun... A subject "Business Communications", is all about English... I hope i can ace it. P.O.A tomorow, damn...Why did I take Business Studies...? What have I gotten myself into...? Haiz.......
Saturday, October 11, 2008
DAMN LONG NEVER BLOG ALREADY, ISAAC WONG THE CHINA MAN KEEPS BUGGING ME TO BLOG, SO I SHALL!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! =D
OK, I went for the Blood Donation Drive. IT WAS DAMN SIONG LAR!!!! Walking around at CCK LOT1, asking the "ultra dao" citizens of Singapore to sign up to donate blood... POOR RESPONSE!!! Then, i a guy came to piss us off. This security guard, who had nothing better to do, came to us and asked us what we were campaigning for. So we briefed him, and asked if he was interested. He gave us the best answer-- "Wads your name?" Then he continued asking where we were from, why we were doing this, our course in poly, how long we've been out, how the response was, what colour was our underwear, what time we slept last night, what was our favourite number, why inedible things cannot eat, whats my laptop brand......... and he kept rapping and rapping and rapping... Our leader came over to find out what was going on... and she looked pissed too, he tested her on the blood donating details and she answered EVERYTHING! HAHAHA... That man stood there flabbergasted. Dumbfounded, as if he just saw his own wife in bed with his best friend.. =) He kept picking on a friend of mine asking his name, as if he wanted to jio him out for a movie the next day. THATS IT! No guy can try to gay with my good friend and get away scott free. So, I SPOKE UP. He kept talking bout our lousy effiency, so i told him that we are doing it for free, it is up to the people of Singapore to decide if they want to donate blood. DUDE, our leaders din't allow me to take a fork and poke blood out of the public, so what could I do? Then i told him that we're just here to do our duty to help the patients benifit. My goodness, he's not a pastor so quit giving us sermons. If he was THAT good at debating, go join a competition, why be a guard who gets paid $1.35 an hour?Then, he told my friend " This guy(me) has style, he is a good talker, but he has no substance." DUDE, I seriously do not think my english is that lousy, at least compared to him. Anyway, if you want to help the needy, vomit some blood out, don't stand there, slacking on your job, and nagging at us for not being able to hit a higher quota. If you are bored, TOO BAD, my name is 'Samuel' , not 'Toy'. You do not use me to entertain yourself.. Besides, who knows, the blood we help to gather might be used by you in the near future. Empty vessels make the most noise. Hay-wired vessels make even more noise.(In view of computer ethics, no one shall be liable or misguided by the post above. No names were mentioned, so don't guess that I was defaming you and try to sue me, it won't work. The outrage seen above would naturally be generated if you were at the scene. I don't mean to be rude, but too bad, life sucks, accept it. Thus, this is an expression of one's feelings in a form of a blog post, not an insult. This usless part of the post is just to ensure that if the man himself happened to see my post, there is nothing he can do about it. =D )
Monday, October 6, 2008
IM USING A LARGER FONT!!!!! I THINK MY WORDS ARE TOO SMALL...Realise almost every Sunday I will blog without fail..lol..Many things happened recently, Im glad that i have been catching up with close friends over the week.. Be it new found friends, or long time friends, it's good to have friends, the more the merrier. I have a friend, her name is ****. ( A four letter name that does not start with 'F')She is a close friend of mine, a friend that will share with me anything on her mind. Friends like her are rare, as it is not common to find friends whom need not communicate often,once in a blue moon will do, yet everythime it feels as though you've talked just yesterday....You lent me your ears, now I'll lend you mine...This post is dedicated to you, short as it may seem, im sure you'll know what i mean..
At times you feel down, or lost.. At times you are in despair. At times even I can't help you.. This is when you pray.The change in your life may be painful, it may be rough, but God's beside you, and that's just enough. The road ahead is blur, just as you are, but all you need is a little faith, and everything will be clear.Don't tell me you can't do it, dun't call me at 8(am) and cry, what you gotto do now, is close your eyes and try.No matter what's ahead of you, be it many of few, all I can assure you is, I'll be there for you.. =DPICK YOURSELF UP AND MOVE ON, OR I'LL DO IT FOR YOU!!!!! =) LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
Saturday, October 4, 2008
IM BACK AND IM BLOGGING!!!!!!Haiz, have to teach tution tomorow, and i have TONS of homework to mark... Giving tution to earn extra income can be great, depending on the type of students you have.. and other factors..
It's a big difference when you ring the doorbell and a friendly mother sprints to the gate, with a big smile on her face... compared to an old ugly mother, fiddling with the lock and giving you that "you're 16.874seconds late!!" face. Im like
"Im gonna kill your kid later!! "I had a few students now...Currently teaching 1 student left. She was my 1st student. She's an angel and i'm not a paediofile..did i spell dat correctly? heck.. SHE IS A GOOD KID...
Just Primary 2, she is cleverer than my previous pri 4 kid... she smiles when i joke. I joke ALL THE TIME. think dats why she's always smiling... like this ------> =D
Anyway, just to make my life a little more interesting, i had this Pri4 kiddo, a chinese girl.. im not racist nor sexist. That thing/creature.. i mean.. girl, asked me:
" WHY INEDIBLE THINGS CANNOT EAT LEH TEACHAR?"
Mistakes made in question:1)Thats precisely why they are inedible
2)A primary4 student should'nt be asking such questions, it's common sense.
3)She used singlish(LEH)!! I taught her science and english. You don't "LEH" your english tutor!
4)She spelt 'teacher' wrongly. ok, dats my fault.
Why inedible things can't be eaten:1)You will die.
2)They might be poisonous, and you will die.
3)They might be indigestable, and will get stuck in your body and you will die.
4)They are difficult to swallow, get stuck in your oesophagus, and you will die.
5)You don't look cool eating wood, your friends will become your ememies and all your enemies will find you and beat you to death and you will die.
6)If they could be eaten, people would have been eating it for lunch. Therefore, you will die.
7)You will die
8)You are supposed to put food in the bowl, eat the food only, and wash the bowl. If you try to consume/devour/eat/feast on/ingest the bowl too, it will cut your whole digestive system, and you will die.
9)I don't like it, thus, you will die.
10)I still don't like it, you must still die.
SEE, 10 GOOD REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER TRY TO EAT AN INEDIBLE THING!
