Saturday, October 4, 2008
IM BACK AND IM BLOGGING!!!!!!Haiz, have to teach tution tomorow, and i have TONS of homework to mark... Giving tution to earn extra income can be great, depending on the type of students you have.. and other factors..
It's a big difference when you ring the doorbell and a friendly mother sprints to the gate, with a big smile on her face... compared to an old ugly mother, fiddling with the lock and giving you that "you're 16.874seconds late!!" face. Im like
"Im gonna kill your kid later!! "I had a few students now...Currently teaching 1 student left. She was my 1st student. She's an angel and i'm not a paediofile..did i spell dat correctly? heck.. SHE IS A GOOD KID...
Just Primary 2, she is cleverer than my previous pri 4 kid... she smiles when i joke. I joke ALL THE TIME. think dats why she's always smiling... like this ------> =D
Anyway, just to make my life a little more interesting, i had this Pri4 kiddo, a chinese girl.. im not racist nor sexist. That thing/creature.. i mean.. girl, asked me:
" WHY INEDIBLE THINGS CANNOT EAT LEH TEACHAR?"
Mistakes made in question:1)Thats precisely why they are inedible
2)A primary4 student should'nt be asking such questions, it's common sense.
3)She used singlish(LEH)!! I taught her science and english. You don't "LEH" your english tutor!
4)She spelt 'teacher' wrongly. ok, dats my fault.
Why inedible things can't be eaten:1)You will die.
2)They might be poisonous, and you will die.
3)They might be indigestable, and will get stuck in your body and you will die.
4)They are difficult to swallow, get stuck in your oesophagus, and you will die.
5)You don't look cool eating wood, your friends will become your ememies and all your enemies will find you and beat you to death and you will die.
6)If they could be eaten, people would have been eating it for lunch. Therefore, you will die.
7)You will die
8)You are supposed to put food in the bowl, eat the food only, and wash the bowl. If you try to consume/devour/eat/feast on/ingest the bowl too, it will cut your whole digestive system, and you will die.
9)I don't like it, thus, you will die.
10)I still don't like it, you must still die.
SEE, 10 GOOD REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER TRY TO EAT AN INEDIBLE THING!
