Saturday, October 11, 2008
DAMN LONG NEVER BLOG ALREADY, ISAAC WONG THE CHINA MAN KEEPS BUGGING ME TO BLOG, SO I SHALL!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! =D
OK, I went for the Blood Donation Drive. IT WAS DAMN SIONG LAR!!!! Walking around at CCK LOT1, asking the "ultra dao" citizens of Singapore to sign up to donate blood... POOR RESPONSE!!! Then, i a guy came to piss us off. This security guard, who had nothing better to do, came to us and asked us what we were campaigning for. So we briefed him, and asked if he was interested. He gave us the best answer-- "Wads your name?" Then he continued asking where we were from, why we were doing this, our course in poly, how long we've been out, how the response was, what colour was our underwear, what time we slept last night, what was our favourite number, why inedible things cannot eat, whats my laptop brand......... and he kept rapping and rapping and rapping... Our leader came over to find out what was going on... and she looked pissed too, he tested her on the blood donating details and she answered EVERYTHING! HAHAHA... That man stood there flabbergasted. Dumbfounded, as if he just saw his own wife in bed with his best friend.. =) He kept picking on a friend of mine asking his name, as if he wanted to jio him out for a movie the next day. THATS IT! No guy can try to gay with my good friend and get away scott free. So, I SPOKE UP. He kept talking bout our lousy effiency, so i told him that we are doing it for free, it is up to the people of Singapore to decide if they want to donate blood. DUDE, our leaders din't allow me to take a fork and poke blood out of the public, so what could I do? Then i told him that we're just here to do our duty to help the patients benifit. My goodness, he's not a pastor so quit giving us sermons. If he was THAT good at debating, go join a competition, why be a guard who gets paid $1.35 an hour?Then, he told my friend " This guy(me) has style, he is a good talker, but he has no substance." DUDE, I seriously do not think my english is that lousy, at least compared to him. Anyway, if you want to help the needy, vomit some blood out, don't stand there, slacking on your job, and nagging at us for not being able to hit a higher quota. If you are bored, TOO BAD, my name is 'Samuel' , not 'Toy'. You do not use me to entertain yourself.. Besides, who knows, the blood we help to gather might be used by you in the near future. Empty vessels make the most noise. Hay-wired vessels make even more noise.(In view of computer ethics, no one shall be liable or misguided by the post above. No names were mentioned, so don't guess that I was defaming you and try to sue me, it won't work. The outrage seen above would naturally be generated if you were at the scene. I don't mean to be rude, but too bad, life sucks, accept it. Thus, this is an expression of one's feelings in a form of a blog post, not an insult. This usless part of the post is just to ensure that if the man himself happened to see my post, there is nothing he can do about it. =D )
